Lucky He Didn't Try For A Soda Refill. . .
. . . Colorado police protect the integrity of the Chuck E. Cheese salad bar:
Aurora police have reviewed a weekend incident in which a man accused of stealing salad from a Chuck E. Cheese salad bar was hit with a stun gun twice by officers and said that proper procedures were followed. (link)In a related incident, a Denver man was beaten with nightsticks for taking one too many "towelettes" from a local Kentucky Fried Chicken.